Properties of the Fairer Sex

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS

DATA SHEET

ELEMENT: Woman

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to

vary from 45kg to 225kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint

2. Boils at absolutely nothing -freezes for no apparent reason

3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones

2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning

3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USE

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars

2. Can greatly aid relaxation

3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent

HAZARDS

1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen

2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact

Disclaimer: Highly-controversial and extracted solely (from a local magazine) for its entertainment value, the above write-up does not reflect the blogger's own opinion.

THE Chinatown Roadshow !!!

Well well... all that talk about the roadshow this week! I'm sure most, if not all of you wished you'd witnessed all that MAGIC and BRILLIANCE demonstrated by our very own Roadshow Queen. Here SHE is... in action!

"Can you save $10 a day?"....................."The bank will chop 'deceased'..."

"SO. What's your height and weight?"

"But hey guys, life isn't a bed of roses, just in case you guys are wondering... I've had my fair share of rejections too k?? Don't believe me? Please see below. Every NO brings me closer to a YES. So what's the trick? Keep going at it! The Law of Large Numbers... Told you guys I'm a Mathematician at heart, didn't I?" *smirk* ~~Lauren Ling

"Check out my trademark pose... cool, ain't it?" Check out my prospect's reaction. I probably scared the hell outta her!"

"Oops... paiseh, negative demo... kenna rejected.

NEXT pls!"

Yeah, I know it's just a sneak preview... But be dismayed... NOT! To further satisfy your curiosity, the SHOW is still ON! Errrhhmm...! RoadSHOW i mean! (I can almost feel someone coming for my throat...) Catch her in person at the same theatre venue on Thursday afternoon, after new product launch at The Rock, before the curtains close at 10pm.

Happy Mother's Day !!!

In response to John's blog: More often than not, we tend to take the things we have for granted. It is true that at intervals, we ought to take stock of our lives and count our blessings. Be thankful for those dear to us and especially our mothers, on this occasion that celebrates the noblest of all women on this good earth.

It was a simple affair back at my humble abode, a heartwarming family reunion spanning three generations... over a sumptuous spread of roast duck, mutton curry, drunken prawns, steamed fish, stir-fried vegetables, fried chicken wings and fried beancurd. Just in case you're wondering, there was only ONE chef for the day and no, sorry to disappoint you guys, it wasn't me... but ...

MY most beloved MUMMY!

Take time to smell the roses...

... and taste the strawberries ...

(complete with hot fudge and whipped cream... WOW!!!)

A picture paints a thousand words

Don't most of us want to have a big house, a big car, a lifestyle that you dream about? THINK and FEEL positively towards your dream. Easy as it may sound, most of us find it difficult to visualize our dreams with vivid feelings.

The Azure @ Sentosa Cove

Breathtaking Seaview from The Azure

Romantic Sunset View from The Azure

What are some of the things you'd really LOVE to have? How will you feel if you already have all these things in reality?

For those of you who have read about or seen The legendary Vision Board shared by John Assaraf in "The Secret", you'll know what I'm talking about: "Your task is to declare your TRUE INTENTION to the universe. Do not limit your imagination to what you can ask for based on your perceived value of what you can achieve currently. You DO NOT NEED TO KNOW HOW to achieve your dreams. This is Universe's domain knowledge. When your energy level and thoughts are in alignment, the universe will show you the way."

Transform your dreams into pictures today and everything will become crystal clear to you.